Category Archives: Humorous

I Thought You Were Never Ever

He obviously was alone too long. Poor baby.

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Be The Kind Of Woman

Rise with a smile, and chase away the devil.

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And God Promised Men

This quote made me laugh as well.

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Women Are Nasty

Women are nasty He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out.  She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.  On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.  … Continue reading

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Winterize Your Lawn

This story always gets a chuckle out of me. Winterize your Lawn “Winterize your lawn,” the big sign outside the garden store commanded.  I have fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die … Continue reading

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The Happy Little Fly

The happy little fly There was once a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day, when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.  Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was … Continue reading

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Who’s In Charge

Who’s In Charge? “I should be in charge” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge, ” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all … Continue reading

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Vet Story

Vet Story One hot July day, we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier … Continue reading

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This is funny! Must read.

This is funny! Must read. Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him … Continue reading

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Things You May Not Have Known

Things you may not have known…. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 … Continue reading

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