Monthly Archives: June 2014

Articles That Inspires Me # 87

You just never know  Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, “Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with … Continue reading

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Women Are Nasty

Women are nasty He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out.  She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.  On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.  … Continue reading

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Winterize Your Lawn

This story always gets a chuckle out of me. Winterize your Lawn “Winterize your lawn,” the big sign outside the garden store commanded.  I have fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die … Continue reading

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The Happy Little Fly

The happy little fly There was once a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day, when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.  Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was … Continue reading

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Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: You can GET chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You … Continue reading

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Who’s In Charge

Who’s In Charge? “I should be in charge” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge, ” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all … Continue reading

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Articles That Inspires Me # 86

Who we are A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, Who would like this $20 bill? Hands started going up.  He said, I am going to give … Continue reading

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