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Monthly Archives: June 2014
Women Are Nasty
Women are nasty He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. … Continue reading
Posted in Humorous, Random Thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged caviar, Chardonnay, curtain rods, ex-wife, Exterminators, girlfriend, house, local realtors, maid quit, nasty, shrimp, stench, stinky house, women
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Winterize Your Lawn
This story always gets a chuckle out of me. Winterize your Lawn “Winterize your lawn,” the big sign outside the garden store commanded. I have fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die … Continue reading
Posted in Humorous, Informational, Random Thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged creator, dumb and dumber, enhance the soil, fertilize, grass, lawn, leaves, Lord, mulch, shrub, St. Francis, suburbanites, tribes
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Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: You can GET chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You … Continue reading
Posted in Helpful information, Informational, Random Thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged chocolate, co-worker, commitment, old, sex, size does not matter, young
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Who’s In Charge
Who’s In Charge? “I should be in charge” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge, ” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all … Continue reading
Posted in Humorous, Morals, Random Thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged bloated, blood, body parts, boss, brain, eyes, headache, In Charge, insulted him, legs, rectum, shut down, toxic, waste removal, wobbly
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Articles That Inspires Me # 86
Who we are A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, Who would like this $20 bill? Hands started going up. He said, I am going to give … Continue reading
Articles That Inspires Me # 85
Where is God’s Perfection? In Brooklyn New York, Chush is a school that caters to learning disabled children. Some children remain in Chush for their entire school lives, while others can be mainstreamed into conventional schools. At a Chush fund-raising … Continue reading
Articles That Inspires Me # 84
“This is a touching story, but TruthOrFiction.com has not been able to find anything to substantiate it. It comes across as a piece of creative writing more than a true account. We’re classifying it as “Unproven!”; We’ve been given more than … Continue reading
Articles That Inspires Me # 84
Wealth, Success and Love A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said, “I don’t think I know you, but you … Continue reading
Posted in Articles That Inspires Me, Inspirational, Morals, Random Thoughts, Soulful, Uncategorized
Tagged guest, house, husband, invited, love, old men, success, wealth, wife
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